The White Elephant 28: Empathy

Ceilia: Thanks for your attention everyone. Now, as you know, I attended a conference yesterday and one of the great ideas I learnt was giving members of staff the opportunity to experience what other members of staff do.
Mary: You mean a job swap?
Gordon: So one of you lot is going to try doing my job?! Impossible!
Ceilia: I want you to see what it feels like to be in someone else's shoes.
Peter: But I wouldn't fit in your shoes.
Ceilia: Not literally Peter. It's just to understand what other people do – I'll take your job and you can take mine. And Mary and Gordon you can swap jobs too. Now, I'll take some orders – can I have your notepad please Peter?
Gordon: Oh very well ... actually, from where I'm standing, it seems like I've got the easy job!
Mary: We'll see about that.
Peter: So everyone back to work please. Come on Gordon, we need all these plates washed.
Ceilia: I have an order - Four Seasons Vegetable Ragout for two people.
Mary: OK, coming right up. Gordon – I'll need some large bowls washing ... and I'll need that pan ... come on, quick as you can.
Gordon: I hear you! I just can't believe I've got to do all this.
Peter: Well done Mary ... you're doing a great job.
Gordon: Actually ... can you spare me a thought ... I've got to do all this.
Peter: Hmm, I can see where you're coming from. You can't cope ... you're fired. Off you go.
Gordon: You can't do that!
Mary: Peter! Take some pity on him – he's after all only a washer-upper!
Ceilia: So how's the job swap going?
Gordon: He's sacked me!
Ceilia: Well done. I've been trying to do that for months! How's it going for you Mary?
Mary: It's all fine. All the food's ready to go. I don't know why Gordon makes such a fuss about cooking!
Ceilia: Nor do I. But you see in my job, I have to show empathy for people. So Gordon – you can stay ... for now.

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