The White Elephant 19: Love

Ceilia: Oh! Who left this box of chocolates here?
Mary: Who are they for?
Ceilia: Well, you must have a secret admirer ... it's got you name on it.
Mary: Oh I love chocolate to bits.
Ceilia: Do you know who they're from?
Mary: Oh, they'll be from Peter ... he's always buying me little gifts.
Ceilia: That's very sweet. Has he got the hots for you?
Mary: No, he's just pleased to have a friend. Ssshh, here he comes.
Peter: There it is ...
Ceilia: Everything OK Gordon?
Gordon: Yes of course. Why do you have to keep asking that?
Mary: There's no love lost between you two!
Ceilia: Yes, well it's a love-hate relationship. More hate than love!
Gordon: Actually, it's this chocolate souffle I'm making. I can't seem to get the right type of milk chocolate for love nor money.
Mary: Oh ... would you like to use one of these?
Gordon: Yes.
Mary: Gordon! I said just use one. These were a present.
Gordon: I know ... I mean ... cooking is a labour of love and sometimes I get carried away.
Mary: Oh Peter. I'm so sorry. The chocolates you bought for me ... Gordon's just used them all in the soufflé.
Peter: Chocolates? I didn't buy you any chocolates Mary – why would I do that?
Mary: Then who were they from?
Ceilia: Ooo, I love a good mystery.

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