The White Elephant 18: Excellence

Ceilia: Do you know who we've got in the restaurant tonight?
Gordon: A customer?
Ceilia: Well yes ... it's a VIP ...
Peter: A 'V-I-P' ... what's that?
Ceilia: A Very Important Person – it's the town mayor. I can't believe that he's decided to eat in our restaurant tonight.
Gordon: Yes, that's the type of top-notch customer I like to cook for. Royalty!
Mary: Well he's not royalty Gordon, but he is an important person so I'm going to give this plate an extra polish.
Peter: There's the order Gordon. He wants champagne too ... I'll go and get some.
Ceilia: I hope you've sobered up after last week and I hope you're going to pull out all the stops to make an excellent dish.
Gordon: Excellence is what I excel at Ceilia, you know that. Right let's get to work ... wow, he wants the steak surprise. I can tell this is a man with first-class taste.
Ceilia: Oh just get on with it Gordon.
Gordon: There finished – perfect! Peter!
Mary: Well done Gordon ... you really have gone above and beyond your usual standards.
Gordon: Peter, I want you to take this to the mayor. Any bad view he has of our restaurant will be blown right out of the water when he tastes that food.
Gordon: Well, what did he say?
Peter: He said we had 'exceeded his expectations'.
Gordon: Good, good.
Peter: Yes ... we are even worse than he had expected. And also, he is a vegetarian and has never eaten meat.
Gordon: But this order said steak surprise ...
Peter: That one does ... but this says mushroom risotto.
Ceilia: Excellent!

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