The White Elephant 16: Calm!

Gordon: Mary, could you pass me that pan there please?
Mary: Yes ... of course.
Gordon: You've got no customers to serve, Peter?
Peter: No ... nobody.
Ceilia: It's probably the calm before the storm!
Gordon: If by that you mean it's going to get busy later, I very much doubt it.
Ceilia: Thanks for your vote of confidence Gordon.
 [The phone rings.]
Peter: I'll get that, shall I? "The White Elephant ... how can I help you? Ok ... yes ... at 8 o'clock? Ok ... We'll see you then." People ... customers ... now!
Ceilia: Well that's good news isn't it? How many are coming?
Peter: Twenty-five! In a bus! In one hour!
Gordon: That's impossible. How can I cook for 25 people? I do quality, not quantity.
Ceilia: Keep your cool, Gordon. This is our big moment.
Gordon: Our big moment? It'll be our big failure. Why did you say 'yes' Peter?
Mary: Stay calm! We can do this but you're going to need to let me help you. I'll chop some vegetables and prepare some starters.
Peter: But how I am going to write down 25 orders? I've only got a small pad.
Ceilia: Well done Mary. See, she's got it all under control.
Gordon: Under control! Chopping some carrots will not feed 25 people!
Mary: My advice Gordon is to act cool and collected and everything will be ok.
 [Phone rings again.]
Gordon: Somebody answer that phone, I'm going to get some onions.
Peter: I'm on it. "Hello ... The White Elephant ... oh yes ... yes ... I see ... I hope you get it fixed ... thanks for letting us know. Bye". That was people from the bus ... they've broken down and won't be able to come tonight.
Mary: Oh no, that's a shame. We'd better tell Gordon before he blows a gasket!
Ceilia: Hmmm ... let's not tell him straight away!

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